To the jerks who left my spectacular campground a mess,
My husband let you stay for free because you said you were Veterans, that alone could get us fired. You left your campsite dirtier than any site I have ever seen in the five years I have been cleaning sites, I have my doubts you are truly a Veteran. After you filled the legal fire ring with trash, you built a half assed, illegal fire ring, and almost caught my forest on fire! Although you stayed at the only campground with a dumpster, you could not get your trash bag over to it, along with the rug that your mutt crapped on. Thank you for that nice surprise.
I guarantee your move across the state is not going well.
But on the other hand...
To my friend Kristi,
I hardly remembered referring the folks from The Royal Roost to you when they told me they were looking to buy real estate in the Jefferson area. So it was such a wonderful surprise to receive a $100 gift card right when I was back to school shopping for the kids!!! You helped us buy The Royal Roost, oh so many years ago, you are a wonderful Real Estate Agent and friend, you go girl! Thank you and you know that only good things are coming your way.
Now that's what I'm talking about.