Ode to being Green from the "Bottom Up!"

There was a "green" girl named Judy,

And she felt it was her duty,

Because she was called so "green" ,

To keep the world, nice and clean.

She had an idea, since she grew up with Shepherd's,

Why not save the world, with a bunch of..well,

You know...Turds?

By the way my maiden name is Shepherd, I was just lucky enough to marry into my double name!!!